Funny Love Quote

Ooh, you deleted me off Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What's next, you throw a Fruit Loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

rl: I'm cold
Guy: here (gives her his jacket)
Girl: My neck is cold
Guy: Here"(gives her his scarf)
Girl: My lips are cold
Guy: (Pulls out duct-tape and tapes her lips shut) 'All better?

Teacher: What do u wish to do in future?
Tom: I want to be a Doctor...
Paul: I want to be a Lawyer..
Sarah: I want to be a Mother...
John: I want to help Sarah to be a "Mother"

My heart is like a puzzel.you are the missing piece. without you i'am not complete.

If you leave,
i'll shut the door behind you,
if you say goodbye,
il promise i wont miss you,
and while your still driving away,
i'll put on my best dress, and the earings you got me,
because tonight, they will get me someone better

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.